Jokes from the Dictionary
How do you take varnish off?
You take the "r" away from varnish to get vanish.
What starts with an "E", ends with an "E" and is full of letters?
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the 'w'!
What does the letter 'A' have in common with a flower?
They both have bees after them!
What is it that starts with "t", ends with "t" and is full of "t"?
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
What's in the middle of nowhere?
What ten-letter word starts with gas?
Automobile, the engine starts with gas!!
away my first letter.
many letters are there in the alphabet?
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?