Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
 
 As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Dad, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

 

 When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said,  "What's wrong honey?"

 She replied, "What happened to my booger?"