Valentine's Day Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!

What did the boy bat say to the girl bat on Valentine's Day?
You're fun to hang around with!

What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I love ewe!

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma hoping I'll get lots of Valentine cards!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a little kiss?

What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours!
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!

What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!

What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb on Valentine's Day?
I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

 

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