A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to a lunch at McDonalds.  He noticed that they  had ordered one meal, and an extra drinking cup.  As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him and one for her, until each had half of them.       Then he poured a half of the soft drink into the extra cup  and set that in front of his wife.  The old man then began  to eat, and his wife  sat watching, with her  hands in her lap.  The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.        The old gentleman said,  "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50".       The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth".

Old People, Frogs, and Albert