do you make a witch scratch?
didn't the skeleton cross the road?
kind of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office
Q: What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer.
Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He's mist
Top Ten Ways you can tell you are too old to go Trick or Treating.
knock! Who's there?
Boo! Boo Who?
Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just another 12 months away!