Halloween Riddles

What do birds give out on Halloween?


How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders!

How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him!

Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break!

What is a mummy's favorite music?

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin!


Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
He had bat breath!


How do you mend a broken Jack-o'lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!


What haunts your house and clucks?
A poultry-gheist!


How do ghosts begin letters?
"Tomb it may concern..."

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A: A cereal killer.


Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE"

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.

When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He's mist.

What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o'lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!



Halloween Jokes


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo Who?
Ah, don't cry, Halloween is just another 12 months away!