Skeleton Jokes

What did the Skeleton order with his Coke?

A Mop!

Why didn't the Skeleton go the the dance?

He didn't have any body to go with!

Why couldn't the Skeleton go skydiving?

He didn't have the guts.

What instrument does a skeleton play?

The Trom-Bone.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

To get to the Body Shop!

What do you call a stupid skeleton?

Bone head

How does a skeleton open doors?

With a skeleton key.

How do you tell the difference between a male skeleton and a female skeleton?

The female skeleton is the one with the diamond ring.

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