Places I’ve Never Been
I have been in many
places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never
been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however,
been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven
there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and
I would like to go
to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical
I have also been
in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too
I’ve been in
Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favorite
places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and
pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
And, sometimes I
thought I was in Vincible but it turns out I wasn’t.
People keep telling
me I’m in Denial but I’m positive I’ve never been there
to avoid Continence…
And more and more
I think of the Hereafter — several times a day, in fact. I enter
a room and think “What am I here after?”
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