God Created Children
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our
own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something
to make you chuckle.
your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought
that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.
heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said
what?" Adam replied.
eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!!!!!"
eat the fruit!" said God.
I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He
hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.
huh," Adam replied.
why did you?" said the Father.
don't know," said Eve.
started it!" Adam said.
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their
own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!
you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and
they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble
raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for
TO THINK ABOUT!
You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and be
are God's reward for not killing your own children.
of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what
you shouldn't have said.
main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that
there are children more awful than your own.
We child proofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
If you know the source,
please email Suzy!