Jokes from the Dictionary

 

How do you take varnish off?

You take the "r" away from varnish to get vanish.

What starts with an "E", ends with an "E" and is full of letters?

An envelope!!!

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the 'w'!

What does the letter 'A' have in common with a flower?

They both have bees after them!

What is it that starts with "t", ends with "t" and is full of "t"?

A teapot!

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly!

What's in the middle of nowhere?

H!

What ten-letter word starts with gas?

Automobile, the engine starts with gas!!

Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?

A postman!

How many letters are there in the alphabet?
26
No, there's 25.
Why?
Because an angel flew down and said Noel! (No L)

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

The letter M.

What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?

Banana!

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