Gobble!!! Gobble!!! Gobble!!!

Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving


Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A. Plymouth Rock


Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A. The outside


Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A. Because he had the drumsticks


Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A. They suspected fowl play


Q. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

A. It hugged the shore.


Q. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A. The turKEY


Q. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

A. He had an arrow escape


Q. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

A. Boy! I'm stuffed!


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